Meet Stormbroughter. Obviously, he's very crucial to the way things work around The Town. He gratuated from Not Harvard University at the top of his class. He is in fact the lead anchorman of The Town's very successful news program. As you can probably guess, he is one of the most popular residents of The Town due to his appearence, fine taste in suits, and his particularly soothing voice which make one think of a Russian Walter Cronkite.
